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This is the story of a man named u/Stickynote105.

u/Stickynote105 worked for a big subreddit where he was employee number 427.

u/Stickynote105's job was simple: He sat at his desk in room 427 and pushed buttons on a keyboard.

Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.

This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending.

u/Stickynote105 relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

And u/Stickynote105 was happy.